Apple Quotes
  Again and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem is only a tough decision waiting to be made. Most people who succeed in the face of seemingly impossible conditions are peoplewho simply don't know how to quit.  Yes, you can be a dreamer and a doer too, if you will remove one word from your vocabulary: impossible.  Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the number of apples in
a seed.
-- Robert H. Schuller
 
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 

   There 's small choice in rotten apples.
William Shakespeare: The Taming of the Shrew
 

   A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.
The Bible
 
 

   All human history attests
     That happiness for man,--the hungry sinner!--
     Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner.
Lord Byron
 
 

One rotten apple spoils the whole barrel
 
 

   An apple a day keeps the doctor away
 
 

    An apple never falls far from the tree
 
 

   "Politics is applesauce."
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
 

   "I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only
     breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless."
Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962
 

   "Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And East is East and West is
     West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like
     prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
 
 

  "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
Carl Sagan, Cosmos
 
 

    "We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
 

  Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
--Martin Luther
 
 

  "Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple."
Christina Petrowsky
 
 

    Rain Makes Applesauce
   by: Julian Scheer and Marvin Bileck

The stars are made of lemon juice,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     I wear my shoes inside out,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     My house goes walking every day,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     Dolls go dancing on the moon,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     The wind blows backwards all night long,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     Monkeys mumble in a jelly bean jungle,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     Candy tastes like soap, soap, soap,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     Monkeys eat the chimney smoke,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     Tigers sleep on an elephant snoot,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     Clouds hide in a hole in the sky,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)
     Salmon slide down a hippos hide,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     My Teddy Bear sings out loud at night,
     and rain makes applesauce.
     (Oh, you're just talking silly talk)

     Elbows grow on a tickle tree,
     and rain makes applesauce.

     Oh, you're just talking silly, silly talk

     I know I'm talking silly talk...But

     Rain makes applesauce.